Men and Penis Insecurity

Eager Beaver,

Geesh men are insecure about their penises. And it seems the bigger theirs are the more they want to talk about it. I have a friend who just had sex with a man with a very large penis and all he kept wanting her to talk about was how incredible his penis was. Kept asking her if she thought it was "fantastic," "huge." and "more than she could handle," etc. The sad part is that he WASN'T a good lover so she just had to keep "agreeing" with him even though she wanted to shout at him that the sex sucked!!! He even texted her the next day and asked if the sex was better than she ever imagined due to his large dick. Really. Not making this up. Men with large penises seem to think that's all they need to be a great lover. That a big dick is the answer to our orgasm prayers. Consequently, they're usually horrible lovers because they just pump away and in 12 seconds it's over. But they want you to tell them how fantastic their big dick felt in your puss. Men are stupefyingly self-centered when it comes to sex. It's like they don't understand it AT ALL! Has not one of them read that it takes the average woman 20 minutes to reach orgasm, not 20 seconds, and that most of us NEVER reach orgasm during intercourse? WTF? I'm so annoyed I don't even know what to say...what has been your experience when it comes to men and their penis size thus far?
-Less Than Hot Mama

Oh Hot Mama,

This literally made me laugh out loud, because there are so many things that are true in your rant. First of all, it's like we've discussed time and time again, it's just like HOT guys. When guys are hot they don't really try in terms of "courting" or "dating" girls, because they have their looks to fall back on. It's just like guys with really big dicks. They think that because they have the size going for them, that they don't have to work it. And we all know that DEFINITELY isn't the case. I haven't ever really encountered a man who wanted to talk about it so much. That would turn me off for sure, and kind of give me the creeps... Why do you we even have to talk about it at all? And if we are talking about it for some unknown reason, then I should be the one to bring it up and not him. As long as it is big enough, he doesn't have to be the longest or beefy-est hotdog at the fair. It's all about how they work it. You need to tell your friend to ditch the creep ASAP. She deserves way better than a guy who wants applause for his man parts!
-EagerBeaver