Why Handsome Men Make the Worst Lovers

My daughter and her friend were flipping through a magazine when they came across a very, very good looking guy and the friend said “Oh, that’s the guy I want to marry”. I had to immediately set the record straight when it comes to super hot guys. As humans we’re genetically drawn to good-looking people. Numerous studies have been done that show even babies are drawn to people with attractive features, no matter where in the world they were born. So it’s no surprise that as women we have an even more heightened response to really good looking men. Our brains must theorize that these men will be the best providers. However, the problem is that since almost all other women will also have the same flood of sensation when they see a really hot guy, the hot guy usually knows it. And with so many birds flocking around him why would he ever want to choose just one? And, since he has to make virtually no effort himself to land a good-looking woman he probably hasn’t bothered to take the time to find out what makes a woman tick sexually. Because, of course, just by virtue of him being in our bed, he’s clearly doing us a favor. What a drag. Not to mention, why would he be faithful when he has so many choices ergo he will most likely be poor husband material as well.
Hot Mama

Hot Mama,

I couldn't agree with you more. Even thinking about Brody and the way he acted, it's because he's super hot and always gets everything that he wants. He could care less if he's dating two girls, or hurting one of their feelings, because he knows that someone else will always come along and want to be with him. Not to cast huge sweeping stereotypes but, not only are the hottest guys generally the worst lovers, they are also generally the worst boyfriends. I can't say that I think every hot guy is going to cheat, because there will always be women throwing themselves at them, but they are much more likely to be tempted to stray. And why would they care? They are so used to getting what they want because of their looks, that they know that there is always someone else, always another woman who will feel lucky to be with a guy who is that good looking. AND on top of that a lot of really handsome men are so HIGH MAINTENANCE, and why would I want to be with someone who spends longer in the bathroom getting ready than I do??
Eager Beaver

Eager Beaver,

I’m glad you agree. Just look at Justin, the Entertainment Wrestler from “The Bachelorette”, very good looking (if you like that look) and from what “People Magazine” is reporting, has been juggling not one, but TWO girls while courting Ali! He just so furthers the stereotype of hot guys being scumbags!
Now in case someone is reading this who’s with a good looking guy who would never cheat, we’re not saying they all would stray because I was married to a very handsome guy who is the paramount of integrity (we had other issues) and never cheated and never would. There are handsome guys out there who are decent men and wouldn’t dream of hurting their loved one by cheating. We’re just saying, in general, the ones who are good looking and know it are much more likely to stray. And ladies if you’re honest with yourselves, you know exactly who these men are and should stay far away from them if you don’t want to get your heart broken! So much better to be with an average looking guy who’s happy to have you on his arm and in his bed and will want to show you how glad he is by showing you what he’s patiently learned about women in the bedroom. ;)
Hot Mama